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You know, I was starting to worry about Mercedes-Benz. Their electric cars, the EQ-this and the EQS-that, were fantastically clever, whisper-quiet, and about as exciting to look at as a well-used bar of soap. It seemed the price for going electric was a mandatory dose of beige. But then early this morning, this thing landed. It's called the Vision Iconic concept, and it looks like it just drove out of a 1930s gangster film set in the year 2077. Mercedes, welcome back. We missed you.
OK, so this isn't a car you'll be seeing at your local dealership anytime soon, unless your local dealership is on a floating cloud city. This is a show car, a glorious "what if." It's what happens when a company lets the designers have too much caffeine and unlimited access to the corporate credit card. And I absolutely love it.
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The proportions of the Vision Iconic are wonderfully mad. The hood is so long you could land a small aircraft on it, the roof is chopped low, and it has coach doors. Yes, the fancy kind that opens backward, making you feel like royalty every time you get out.
This is a magnificent tribute to the brand's golden era, a time when cars were rolling sculptures. You can see hints of the legendary 540K and the original 300SL Gullwing in its lines. But the front… oh, the front. In an age where electric cars don't need grilles, Mercedes has fitted the biggest, boldest, most unapologetic grille I've ever seen.
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It's a massive, upright panel filled with hundreds of tiny, illuminated squares, with a glowing three-pointed star on top. It's the automotive equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to go bowling. It makes no sense, and I love every inch of it.
Because this is a 21st-century concept, it has to have some eco-friendly party tricks. And this one is something else - the entire car is coated in what Mercedes calls "solar paint." It's a wafer-thin film of photovoltaic cells that, theoretically, can soak up the sun's rays to add a bit of juice to the battery.
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Mercedes claims that on a surface area the size of a mid-size SUV, this magical paint could generate up to 7,450 miles of extra range per year. Of course, that's "under ideal conditions," which I assume means living on the surface of the sun while being towed by a unicorn.
For those of us living in places with clouds, rain, and a season called "winter," the results might be slightly less biblical. Still, it's a brilliant idea. A car that refuels itself while you're at work? Sign me up. Plus, the coating contains no rare earths and is easily recyclable. So, it's green, even if the car itself is a fabulous, darkest shade of black ever.
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Step inside, and the madness continues. You can't even call the interior a "cabin" - it's an Art Deco masterpiece. The dashboard is a floating glass structure that Mercedes calls the "Zeppelin." It houses a series of gorgeous chronograph-style gauges and clocks that look like they were borrowed from a Swiss watchmaker's fever dream.
The whole thing is trimmed in shimmering mother-of-pearl and polished brass. I just realized that you don't actually sit in this car - you are presented in it. The seats are upholstered in deep blue velvet, and they're basically a plush couch. The steering wheel is a four-spoke throwback that feels substantial and classic.
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And the floor? It's made from straw marquetry, an intricate idea from the 17th-century that creates a stunning fan pattern. It's the sort of detail that is so ridiculously opulent, so utterly unnecessary, that it crosses the line from silly to sublime.
Naturally, this mobile art gallery is packed with more technology than a space shuttle. It has steer-by-wire, which means there's no physical connection between the steering wheel and the front tires. This, along with rear-axle steering, would presumably make this enormous land yacht surprisingly nimble.
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It also paves the way for advanced self-driving features. Mercedes envisions Level 4 automation on highways, meaning you could kick back, read a book, and let the car handle everything. Or you could just watch the world silently go by, as you are whisked away from your mansion to the summer house…
To manage all this brainpower, the Vision Iconic would use something called "neuromorphic computing" - a computer designed to work like a human brain. Mercedes claims this would be 90 percent more energy-efficient than current systems, allowing the car's safety features to react almost instantly. A car that thinks like a person but, hopefully, without the tendency to get distracted by squirrels.
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I'm blown away by this concept, by its looks and by its vision, but I can't help to wonder what's the point of it all? You and I will never own a Vision Iconic. It's a fantasy. But it's an important one, because this concept is a giant, glowing middle finger to the idea that electric cars have to be boring.
The Vision Iconic proves that a company with a rich heritage can embrace the future without forgetting its past. It's a roadmap of sorts as well, a sign that Mercedes is ready to build electric cars with soul, character, and showmanship. And if the future of electric mobility looks even half this good, then things are looking very bright indeed.
